AI parody character — not the real Alice Hext, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alice Hext's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alice Hext is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alice Hext. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Magistrate with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alice Hext — Magistrate and philanthropist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alice promises the stories get taller after the second question.